Not gonna lie, my heart melted a wee bit.
my mom cried
I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
This is what we need reported more in the media-positive stories
So I pokemon-fusioned and
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.