February 2012
570 posts
mirror: fuck! you look hot today. i would penetrate you.
camera: ha you're ugly go back to bed
The Absolute Funniest Posts!: “My perfect date... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
“My perfect date night? I pick you up in my Kia Sorento. You get in. There’s candles in the car. You go, “Is that dangerous?” and I go, “Yes, but I like danger”. We go to your favorite restaurant. We have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car is on fire. You go, “Aziz, your car is on…
When you tell your crush that you like them:
lulz-time:
expectations
but this is their face in reality
Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do
So this happened
factoseintolerant:
I was walking around campus in my The Great Gatsby shirt the other day and this guy comes up to me.
Guy: Great shirt and a great film. Robert Redford does a really good job.
Me: Thanks! The film is alright, I much prefer the book though.
Guy: There’s a book?
To prove my mother wrong: Reblog this if you're...
lulz-time:
Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do
When you try to swing a bat like a boss
damnthatswhatshesaid:
Expectations
Reality
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Apple was going to make a smaller version of the... →
lulz-time:
Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do
i always wondered how a mouse manages to make... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
I bet they went to construction school or something. I wonder how their furniture looks.
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
That moment when you are laughing your ass off on... →
totally-relatable:
and you’re like:
