Wrote a paper in thirty minutes.
I’m such a fucking champion.
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I love reading girl's truths to girl's on...
iphoneconvos: They’re all like “Truth: I haven’t talked to you in forever, but you’re so pretty :)” But in reality, they mean “Truth: I don’t talk to you because I hate your fucking guts, and you’re an ugly whore.” I get amusement out of the fakeness of girl’s and their truths.
When you're sat down watching TV and a crazy ass...
I think I'm one of the only people here that...
it’s wet and cold and looks pretty for about ten minutes. NO THANK YOU.